Day 8 - How Did You Get In Them Jeans

My day started at 3am again, I woke up with urges. 2 urges to be exact. I am beginning to think that I may be steeping the senna Smooth Move tea bags a bit too long hence the powerful effects on my colon. Anyways, even after 8 days there is still solid matter!!! How is this possible? I know it's 3am but I get oddly excited that my body is purging whatever it is that may be lining my large and small intestines. I wasn't able to get back to sleep afterwards for a few hours and by the time I did get some additional shut eye it was time to get up. *sigh* Could sure use a night of solid 8 hours of sleep but I will say that I didn't feel any adverse effects today or yesterday.

After the 2 movements I decided not to do the salt water flush, I was running a tad late as my morning work schedule required me to get to work earlier than usual (7:30am) and besides I was going to be on a school bus on my way to the San Francisco Zoo and didn't want to get caught with the runny runs. The zoo is free on the first day of each month and there were a ton of folks taking advantage of it. They estimate about 20,000 people. WOW! And you know where you could tell there were 20,000 large? You guessed it, right in the heart of the bathroom!!! I think there is approximately 1 restroom in the whole damn zoo! Absolutely disgusting. I am almost certain that the pachyderms also used it. I know I'm ummm eliminating a whole lot these days but I have the decency to clean my toilet on a bi-daily basis. Thank you Toilet Duck!

Being out and about all day I only drank 56oz of the lemonade, I did have lots of cravings too. The zoo serves garlic fries, ribs, chicken fingers, large turkey drumsticks and they even have a taco stand!!! If I weren't on the cleanse I may have had all of it! Oh how I can't wait to eat.

It was a solid day, I had a surprise elimination around 6pm. Any elimination besides the one's caused by the senna and salt water flush is like icing on the cake. A cake made of feces with the icing made of feces as well. This particular movement packed some heat, moreso than the ones I've been having. This may be due to my increased cayenne intake, hooray!

My tongue is also still pretty gross. My teeth feel like they have a thin film on them as well, I hope this passes soon as it puts a big damper on my mack-hand. HA!

This is friggin day 8!!! Still surreal and unbelievable.

p.s.
Check out this youtube video parody of Justin Timberlake's 'SexyBack' called 'Nasty Crap'.