Beefcake 3000 b/w I Do Want I Want

Cleansing Eve

I feel like a death row inmate about to meet my maker. I have to say that all this talk about the master cleanse last week did not make me nervous, nor did it over the weekend when I told my mom about it. With Wednesday approaching, I must say I feel pretty antsy. The same feeling you had before the first day of school when you were young. Perhaps it's doubt?

I had dreams last night about breaking my cleanse by accident while sleepwalking into the kitchen. I have since put away my wine and booze, pushed things back into the cupboards, even going as far as securing my cabinets so I don't accidently eat anything.

With that said, I went out like an absolute champ today.
Started off with my usual of Kashi and soy milk, some activia yogurt, orange juice and my smoothie concoction for a late morning snack. Sounds fairly healthy but proceeds to go downhill fast.

I basically had the 3 things I have on the regular. Pho, burritos and pizza. The only thing missing was the booze.

Lunch was at Pho Tau Bay aka Airport Pho aka LIQUID MOTHERFUCKING GOLD!!! My large bowl with rare steak, brisket and flank and a Viet-style iced coffee. I will miss this dearly.
Dinner ended up at La Victoria at 10pm, I would have wanted a better burrito but it is home of the orange sauce so it ended up being okay. Luckily having a slice of pizza from Pizza My Heart ended up being the perfect end to a great day. Like a dessert pie, a pizza pie with cheese and pepperoni. I will really miss eating.

Senna laxitive tea tonight and a salt water flush tomorrow morning.

Wish me luck.