Woke up this morning and drank roughly 28oz of the salt water flush. Tried to hold it in as best I could and let go what was to be the most inspirational turd I have ever eliminated! After 2 days of no food and no miracle turds, I have to say my faith in the cleanse was wavering, but this mornings movement was incredible to say the least. I want to say it was mucous but I am not certain. It definitely was not liquid, it floated on the top unlike any liquid and was flushed down unlike any liquid. After that movement I had 2 more eliminations that can be best described as butt piss. You can draw your own pictures.
Seriously, straight the f*ck up!!! I was stoked this morning. Went into work with the intent of working a half day and going home to take a nice nap. Ended up having a fairly productive day and going home only to go bike riding with the homeboy for about 15miles. It was nice to get a sweat going and being out in the sun. Then it kind of hit me, that all encompassing tiredness. When I got home, drank some more lemonade, took a shower, went to buy some more lemons and felt much better. I didn't want to nap as I wanted to be able to sleep early (before midnight) so I can be well rested for Saturdays movie marathon at the theatres.
Drank 64oz of the lemonade today and plenty of water. I think I would have had a couple of corn dogs and a side of onion rings for lunch today, that would have been awesome. Loads of ketchup/catsup and some ranch dressing for a dipping sauce. That would be stupendous.
Folks have said that the first 3-4 days were the worst, I feel pretty solid, if I keep having those mucous eliminations I may never stop the cleanse!
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