Shit is on. Woke up this morning pretty excited, I may have still been happy over the previous nights meals. Too bad that excitement was short lived as the process of making my salt water flush deadened any good feelings I may have had. The instructions calls for 32oz of the flush to be made and drunk, I was able to do 20oz. Laid on my right side to help facilitate the flush but ended up just making my right arm fall asleep, odd thing was the minute I woke up I had to go anyways due to the laxitive tea the night before. The salt water flush delayed my movements another half hour. I had 3 this morning all within about 30 minutes of each other. Thank god for Wet Wipes!
I ended up working from home since most of the stuff I needed to get done was via email and cell phone. Made about 48oz of the lemonade and damnit if it didnt taste pretty good. Reminded me of an ole Mexican favorite, the Vero Mango! After the first 16oz, I was over it and started thinking about real food. I think my mistake was not having more to do, keeping busy would have helped. I would have had the turkey breast on whole wheat, extra peppers, pickles, jalepenos and chipotle dressing at Subway today.
The rest of the day was spent watching the Go West 'King of Wishful Thinking' video on Youtube, that put a smile on my face and chatting on AIM with friends helped too. For the most part I feel pretty good. My tongue feels kind of gross, no tongue scraper can help it now. I was even thinking about playing some basketball! Too bad I did not have another bowel movement for the rest of the day, this was a disappointment as I hoped for some fiery hot turds.
Watched a whole lot of television, The Nanny, Mad About You, Roseanne, missed the Cosby Show, Hard Boiled, The Host and both Jason Bourne movies. I need to get some sun.
Let's see what happens on Day 2, I'm going into work for a few hours to take care of some things. I'll try to get the 32oz of the salt water flush down so I can really donkey punch the turds in my system. More manana.
2 comments:
you're doing great! whooo hoooo!
is your tongue white yet?
does your bref stink?
did you drink all 60 oz of the lemonade?
what is the proportion of salt to water for the flush?
His breath didn't stink when I saw him on Wednesday night.
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