Day 2 - Smell My Breath

I woke up this morning feeling fairly good, as good as one could feel waking up 2 hours earlier to do the salt water flush. I also looked pretty friggin cut! I know it's entirely water weight but it was fun checking out my guns and doing my best Hulk Hogan. Anyways, this mornings salt water flush went well. I already had butt rumbles the minute I woke up so the flush compounded matters pretty bad, I tried to hold it in but ended up running to the bathroom before ruining my fruitofthelooms. After 3 movements I was done. 3 faucet like movements, eliminating what looked like colourful butt piss, it was basically water really.

For the most part I felt pretty damn good. I went to work for about 5 hours and felt good except for a moment where I got winded pretty fast after moving some boxes. Everybody at work didn't notice anything odd about my behaviour considering I'd been without food, delicious, glorious food for the past 48 hours. I think I would have had a burrito today. Carne Asada with a carnitas taco on the side, chips and a whole lot of salsa maybe even a horchata too.

After a quick stop for some more lemons, a dvd twin pack (Raising Arizona & Fargo) I got home and took a nap. When I woke up I must say that I felt like crap. A little dizzy and disoriented, the lemonade helped a bit and I was back to sitting around on the computer and watching television.

So far so good. I haven't had any crazy eliminations, I was hoping for some flaming hot turds to shoot out like gangbusters but I will be patient and perhaps up the cayenne pepper to shock the mucus lining in my system. Did I mention that my mouth feels like ass? I have got the coating on my tongue and it tastes like ass.

Also, I found out today that I won a free meal at IHOP for me and 15 people for dropping my business card into one of those fishbowls. Could this have come at a worse time? I don't know the exact details of my winnings but will find out tomorrow.

Drinking the senna laxitive tea is a welcome treat, it tastes like chocolate. *Sigh* I have to go into work on Friday, this might prove to be difficult. We shall see.