My Mind On My Movements & My Movements On My Mind

It's about to go DOWN.

With my 28th born day approaching, what better time to detoxify?

For those who are unfamiliar with Stanley Burrough's Master Cleanse, check the links to the left for more information. In a nutshell, it's a whole lot of water, senna tea, salt water flushes, grade B maple syrup, lemons, cayenne pepper and 2-ply toilet paper. The thought of burning hot turds excites me. Turning my morning constitutionals into mid-morning, afternoon, dusk, evening and night time constitutionals.

After my sister told me about her very brief experience with the cleanse a few years back, i've been wildly curious with the idea of eliminating toxins. Imagine all the nitrates stored in my body from 27 years of eating bacon and other cured meats!

Straight up, my regularity defines me, one could say that I have an unhealthy fascination with bowel movements in general and for good reason! Why keep it inside when you can get it out? Anyways, a friend of a friend just completed an 11 day cleanse and it has given me the inspiration to start one myself. You can check out her experiences on her blog here.

I'll try to post daily with my experiences, mp3's that have gotten me through the hard times, movies I may be watching, actitivities I may engage in, books I may be reading, foods I wished I was eating and possibly pictures of my cleansing process! Hopefully, it'll inspire you to try it out too.